8 Jun
Spam, spam …
,,, Glorious spam
Customer: Morning,
–Waitress: Morning.
Customer: What have you got?
–Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon,
—————Egg, sausage and bacon
—————Egg and spam
—————Egg, bacon and spam
—————Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
—————Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
—————Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
—————Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
—————Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
————––Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
——Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!
—————Monty Python's Spam Song
I'm now getting upwards of 2,000 spam comments a week which are caught by my spam filter. I have a regular clean out of the cache to prevent an overload of the data base, but tend to read the most recently arrived. They're easy to recognise because a. the given name bears no relation to the email address, and/or b. there is a link to a business or webpage I have absolutely no interest in.
The following are offered for your pythonesque entertainment. Click on links to the spammed articles to discover which other sub-category a spam comment falls within. It could be ….
… unwarranted flattery
Akurat tego szukałem. (eh?)
I need to subscribe to this blog. (Be my guest.)
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Marvelous. What to add? Nothing because there is no such a word which can describe this piece of work.
… inappropriate
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Jakarta's Stench
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Dave Jardine R.I.P.
I am not sure where you are getting your information, but good topic.
Are (Some) Indonesians Stupid?
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Girl On A Busway
… irrelevant to anything I've ever posted
Pizza Huts is providing the actual very best pizza of the world!!
No it isn't – it's chloresterol hell on the Transjakarta Busway.
…. evidence that the post linked to has not been read
Are all of such articles written you or have you hire an author?
The questioner obviously didn't read this!|
Took me time to read all the comments, but I seriously enjoyed the write-up.
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Part 1 of my 2008 obits list.
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…. barely intelligible
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No.
…. insulting
you really suck even a monkey does it better
Ah, another illiterate fan.
…. seemingly relevant but
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No comment!
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A crap comment for another crap post.
…. conflated and verbose
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Finally, never a truer word has been spoken in spam.
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